His Hesitation

May 14, 2010 4 Comments

Welcome to another edition of Light Fridays

cheaper to keep her

Tiger’s wife, Elin expected $300 million divorce settlement will have Kelis’s monthly stipend from Nas look like welfare checks.  In a recent conversation with a best friend, he was explaining all a man has to seriously consider before entering marriage.  Love, compatibility, and security are no longer the only key components a man must consider anymore.  Now you must consider the worst case scenario, divorce, and how much that will cost you.  Past, current, and possible future earnings are now all at risk once you enter this supposedly lifelong matrimony.  So ladies, his hesitation to jump that broom may be with good reason.
Public divorces are a good example to men, although no one seems to be getting the message.  How many mistresses have come forth in the Tiger Wood’s affair? 20 or so?  Well after a little computing, I discovered that comes to $15,000,000 per girl!!! FIFTEEN MILLION DOLLLARS PER ASS!!!  But I am sure Tiger, being a black man, had many others.  So I did a decided to round up to 100 girls he may have been involved in since the conception of his marriage.  And well that was still $3,000,000 per girl!  Astronomical.  I wonder if Tiger did the calculations if it was worth it.  I wonder if Elin is leaving out of pride, or if the damage is really beyond repair.  I wonder if Nas is thanking God he wasn’t any richer. I wonder if Oprah is laughing at them all…

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something she wants you to know…

December 7, 2009 Leave a comment

In my lifetime, I have played all three possible roles in the game of cheating.  I have been cheated on, I have cheated, and I have been the accomplice to the cheating.  People will give you all types of reasons why people cheat. And if that list is longer than one singular item then the list is erroneous.  There is only ONE reason why people cheat, at least initially- it is what they wanted to do when the opportunity presented itself.  All the other reasons are pish-posh!
Here are some common beliefs about cheating that I feel are really myths.
1)      Men cheat WAY more than women.
2)     Men are so sloppy with their cheating and that is why they always get caught
3)     Women are much smarter cheaters and that is why they hardly get caught.
I am going to let you in on a little something. If a man is caught cheating it is because the side chick wanted to send a message to the main lady. The side chick has to leave a trail for the dude to get caught, plain and simple.  As long as side chick is content, she will do her part to make sure he never gets caught.  She will keep electronic communication to a bare minimum.  She will have him home on time, collar clean, and shirt pressed.  Most important, she will grossly limit the usage of his name both publically and privately because you never know who knows who.
The reason women are not caught cheating as frequently as men is because men have too much pride to seem pressed enough to go through the effort of making his presence known to another man.  It’s just way too much work.  Unless he gets “hooked on the venom,” well, then men can become worse than women.
Much like the list of reasons why people cheat, the reason why a side-chick wants to make their presence known is also relatively simple.  It is the result of growing discontentment- emotionally, financially, position, etc.
All of this to say if you MUST cheat, keep the side chick paid happy.
~ms. yeah you prolly should’ve kept them monthly payments going

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