He Says…

She Hears…

Yes

Yes

Maybe

Yes

No

Maybe

I can’t

I don’t want to

I shouldn’t

I’m about to

I should

I’m not going to

It doesn’t matter

It isn’t important enough for me to think about

I don’t know

I do know, but it will cause an argument

I’m kicking it with the boys

I don’t feel like being bothered with you tonight

We’re just friends

That’s my ex and we occasionally still sleep with each other

I’m not ready to get married

I haven’t found what I have been looking for before you but maybe you can change that.

I’m running late

You’re not that important to me so I’ll get there when I feel like it, Michelle*!!!!

*see, Boondocks Season 3, Episode 1