He Says, She Hears
May 7, 2010 Leave a comment
As always, I’m keeping it light on Fridays.
Men and women do not understand each other. We speak two different languages. I will make absolutely no claim to understand the lack of effective communication of men. I can, however, speak on behalf of women.
He Says… |
She Hears… |
Yes |
Yes |
Maybe |
Yes |
No |
Maybe |
I can’t |
I don’t want to |
I shouldn’t |
I’m about to |
I should |
I’m not going to |
It doesn’t matter |
It isn’t important enough for me to think about |
I don’t know |
I do know, but it will cause an argument |
I’m kicking it with the boys |
I don’t feel like being bothered with you tonight |
We’re just friends |
That’s my ex and we occasionally still sleep with each other |
I’m not ready to get married |
I haven’t found what I have been looking for before you but maybe you can change that. |
I’m running late |
You’re not that important to me so I’ll get there when I feel like it, Michelle*!!!!*see, Boondocks Season 3, Episode 1 |
Any others??? Let me know!
*contributions made by Tori Griffin
